Hi, Can I Play?
Crazy Supernatural Theory

OK here’s my crazy Supernatural fan theory that won’t be true but I’ve put thought into and can defend like a college dissertation. 

I don’t think Naomi is an angel. 

I think Naomi is a pagan minor god or the former minion of one (well probably former though not necessarily). 

I think, possibly as early as season 6 but likely during season 7, she got a hold of an angel and poked and prodded at it but unlike Crowley wasn’t under time constraints. 

I think she’s working at making the angels her own army and supplanting the god figure head and gaining… whatever human souls energy blah blah whatever heaven and earth offers supernatural beings. 

I think that’s why she was able to send angels into purgatory and retrieve Castiel - since she isn’t actually part of the Christian mythos, she was able to make a door. (Though it might also have been her own cronies and not other angels at all - kinda besides the point since I’m sure the show will never give an explanation anyways so who cares). 

I think she brought Castiel out of purgatory because of his connection to the original creator of the angels (his constant resurrections) and possibly fear that he’d show up at an inconvenient time and overthrow her. As is his habit. 

Bad guys do like to keep their weaknesses close at hand, after all, though I don’t know if Castiel would hold any particular power and it isn’t just “your reputation proceeds you” stuff. Possibly why she ordered the Winchesters to be watched, although that could also just be because of knowledge that it is a mission that would distract Castiel himself. 

Anyways. She specifically told Castiel he can’t go to heaven. Why?

Because she doesn’t want Castiel to see what heaven has become or she doesn’t want other angels to see Castiel? 

It’s either she’s only doing torture on a select few angels (like Castiel) and other angels would be able to tell (doesn’t really fit my theory, just wondering what’s up Supernatural in general) or she’s afraid Castiel could break some programming of other angels (possibly see Hester, but admittedly this is probably not true - but possibly was something she feared before getting heavily into controlling Castiel) or she’s already reorganized heaven and isn’t confident about her programming of Castiel yet or just isn’t finished (probably it has to be done in stages) and seeing heaven would break or set back what she’s done so far on Castiel. 

Samandriel didn’t want to go back to heaven either. Control, Naomi, etc. 

Heck, maybe Naomi already has the angel tablet or knows what it says, maybe it says how to control angels? 

Which (sorta) leads into : 

SECOND CRAZY FAN THEORY

The angel tablet doesn’t seal heaven.

It’s a kama sutra, a sex manual for the angels! Create babies! Includes a recipe for a “sex bomb”! xP

Nothing says it really has to be the exact same thing as the demon one! 

(And Naomi only said “if the demon tablet can … what do you think the angel tablet can do?” Nothing said about it being the exact same thing! I can compare apples and oranges too, that doesn’t mean they taste the same.)

“AND THEN I CRIED AND MY TEARS WERE BLOOD”

mishasminions:

TEXTS FROM CAS
LOL it’s the Apocalypse. LOL we’re all gonna die. LOL what else is new.

waywardism:

team free will | demons

Really good video and song. So appropriate. 

All Alright- Supernatural (by NoellaBear)

Fun All Alright Lyrics

And it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 
Yeah, it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 

And I got the call soon as the day hit night. 
As soon as the headlights lit up the Westside. 
I stopped the car and came outside 
Cause I know that tone. 
I remember the first time 
We wished upon parallel lines. 
Waiting for a friend to call 
And say they’re still alive. 
I’ve given everyone I know 
A good reason to go. 
I was surprised you stuck around 
Long enough to figure out 

That it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 
Yeah, it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 

And now all my loves that come back to haunt me. 
My regrets and texts sent to taunt me. 
I never claimed to be more than a one-night stand 
I’ve given everyone I know 
A good reason to go. 
But I came back with the belief 
That everyone I love is gonna leave me. 

And it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 
And it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all all 

And I know, ohh nooo, 
You’ve fallen from the sun. 
Crashing through the clouds. 
I see you burning out. 
And I know, ohh nooo, 
That I put up a front 
But maybe, just this once, 
Let me keep this one. 

And it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 
And it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 
Yeah, it’s all alright. 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright. 
And it’s all alright 
I guess it’s all alright. 
I got nothing left inside of my chest, 
But it’s all alright…
Season 8 feels
I’m just always gratified that I’m in some small way contributing to any kind of pornography. It warms the cockles of my heart. Words chosen carefully.
Prompt:

restlesslythought:

I’m thinking about writing this but haven’t gotten everything planned out plot or romance wise and I’d love to see other’s takes/thoughts on it. So if you see this prompt elsewhere, yeah, sorry. But feel free to fill it. :D

When Castiel dies in Purgatory, he’s resurrected back on Earth.

When Castiel dies on Earth, he’s sent to Purgatory.

Castiel remembers what happens on Earth, but not what happens in Purgatory.

Read More

Yes, please prompt this everywhere, I would also love to see multiple fills. Sounds even better than the draft you told me! So, signal boost here! <3 ^_^

babyinanovercoat:


JACK: Hey, good lookin’.DEAN: Sorry, pal. Not my type.JACK: Not your type? Blue eyes, long coat, unspeakably old and a little bit immortal? I’m your type on legs, big boy.



Let me love you *draws hearts around*

babyinanovercoat:

JACK: Hey, good lookin’.
DEAN: Sorry, pal. Not my type.
JACK: Not your type? Blue eyes, long coat, unspeakably old and a little bit immortal? I’m your type on legs, big boy.

Let me love you *draws hearts around*

270,643 plays

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

people-all-grow-up-to-die:

theothermillie:

warblermillie:

stretchingmygroin:

istehlurvz:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF

A SUPERNATURAL GAME

IN MARIO STYLE.

SHHHHHHHHH

PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE:

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

OH GOD

I FLAILED SO BADLY

I WANT A SUPERNATURAL VIDEO GAME MORE THAN LIFE RIGHT NOW

Want dis shit so bad.

princess castiel

SOUNDS PROMISING

sircareyprice:

gabrielsbutt:

i-like-it-in-the-slash:

onemoremistake:

  • jared’s
  • hand
  • on
  • his
  • hip
  • tho

 #LOL REALLY THOUGH MISHA TURNS AND LOOKS DOWN EXPECTING SOME NORMAL SIZED PERSON AND THEN THERE’S THE SLOW SLIDE UP TO JARED’S FACE GKLJALKGA

^ LOL

NORMAL SIZED PERSON

Gets close to clutching at his hip, but closes his hand. What I like most is, yeah, Misha leaning away to try and get some space and Jared just invading and getting up close ‘cause he wants to whisper in his ear. Yeah. Hot. 

commanderslowpoke:

Purgatory preening.

commanderslowpoke:

Purgatory preening.

shabbytiger:

OH MY WORD.

MORE PLEASE!

Season 8 Trailer.

heavenandhellcastiel:

yuko9895:

How can I resist this guy?

I will never find the answer to that.

Misha I love everything that you choose to be